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Posted: Oct 20 2010 by Casey

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9-17-10
Posted: Sep 17 2010 by Casey

I found out that the lump on my ear is what’s known as “Darwin's tubercle”; a genetic ear trait passed on from our tree dwelling primate ancestors. I don’t see any resemblance. . . 1 in 7 people have them! Enter "tubercle" at the bonus club and get 5000 Big Cheese Bonus Club Points!

 

8-26-10
Posted: Aug 26 2010 by Casey

8-4-10
Posted: Aug 04 2010 by Casey

A professional angler found to have stuffed lead sinkers down the throats of fish he submitted for weigh-ins during a prestigious bass-fishing tournament has been banned for life from that and other competitions in a scandal that has rocked the tight-knit and passionate bass-fishing community.

Catching a cheat is difficult because tournaments are catch-and-release, however, sometimes bass die after being caught and Hart had offered three dead fish during the weigh-in that were later found to contain weights.
In all, nine two ounce sinkers were removed from bass turned in by Hart

Enter "sinker" at the bonus club and get yourself a live well full of flappin, twitching, slime-glazed big cheese bonus club points!

6-29-10
Posted: Jun 29 2010 by Casey

 

Jon Gosselin has a brand new addition to his life — and it isn't another kid. The reality star debuted a fresh tattoo featuring an enormous Korean dragon. In addition to  listing  the names and birthdates of his eight children, there is also a mysterious ninth name listed under on the scroll. According to several Korean translators, it reads "Erin 4-8-10" " hmmmmm. . .#9 perhaps?. . .Enter “midlife crisis” at the Bonus Club and get 5000 Big Cheese Bonus Club Points!

6-28-10
Posted: Jun 28 2010 by Casey

BURGER KING BODY SPRAY? It’s happened. Burger King Body Spray brings to you the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat. The company decided upon the unique scent after a survey told them that some men would actually want the smell of grilled meat to emanate from their clothes. How much does it cost to smell like a Burger King employee? $4! Now that’s a Whopper of a deal! Enter “whopper” at the Bonus Club and get 5000 Flame-kissed bonus club points!

6-23-10
Posted: Jun 28 2010 by Casey

Carrots: good for eyesight, not the olfactory. Long story short. . .I pulled a 1 ¾ inch piece of carrot from my daughter Anya’s nose. Ahhhh, the joys of parenthood. Enter “carrot” at the Bonus Club and get 5000 Big Cheese Bonus Club Points.

6-22-10
Posted: Jun 28 2010 by Casey

The U.S. Department of Transportation's recent proposals for improving air travel include the possibility of banning packets of peanuts to accommodate those allergic to the nuts.

 
Allergy to peanuts and tree nuts is the leading cause of fatal and near fatal food-allergic reactions.
 
"The Air Carrier Access Act prohibits discrimination by U.S. and foreign air carriers against individuals with disabilities," the proposal reads. "Airline passengers with severe allergies to peanuts have a qualifying disability."
 
“Excuse me, stewardess. . I suffer from claustrophobia, if we could open a window that would be great!” Enter “anaphylactic” at the Bonus Club and get 5000 Big Cheese Bonus Club Points!

 

 

6-17-10
Posted: Jun 28 2010 by Casey

According to two American neuroscientists, images of the brain are ingeniously hidden in the depiction of God's neck and chin in "Separation of Light From Darkness” from Michelangelo’s famous Sistine Chapel Ceiling fresco. Art historians have long speculated that the strange, lumpy appearance of the figure's neck may represent a goiter. The cleverly disguised drawing of a human brain has remained unnoticed for 500 years. Enter “goiter” at the Bonus Club at get yourself 5000 big cheese bonus club points!

6-16-10
Posted: Jun 28 2010 by Casey

Boy breaks the World Record for wearing the most underwear at the same time. . .video is brief. Enter "brief" at the Bonus Club and get 5000 wedgieriffic big cheese bonus club points!

 

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