Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!
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Today is Chuck Norris' 77th Birthday... and what kind of person would I be if I didn't give you some Chuck Norris jokes! Here are my favorite!

  • Why hasn't a video game been made about Chuck Norris? Simple: nobody controls Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

  • When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

  • Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman's life.

  • Chuck Norris once robbed a gun store with a knife.

Whats your favorite Chuck Norris joke? Get more jokes here!

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